Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave’s butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose.

Fred Barnett
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More Quotes By Fred Barnett
  1. They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “ Ha! ” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold! ! ! ! My cat has written a book!. ..And she's published! " – Amok 2015

  2. ...causing her eyes to bulge and her tongue to flick from behind her luscious lips, scaring away insects." – Amok 2015

  3. Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." – BATS 2015

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